From the East and West And the North and South To Delhi they all go To honour Gee-Too-Oh. Neither sleet nor rain Pestilence, nor pain Can bung up the big show, Two cheers for Gee-Too-Oh! Wait, what is that you say? No, it must not be heard. Ukraine has dropped a turd On the communiqué. See Lavrov and Blinken Jaishankar and Qin Passing to and fro, Cursing Gee-Too-Oh. Without fear or favour Diplomats plot their course. Now, summon the host, All hail Gee-Too-Oh!
Note to readers: Talleyrand is most grateful for the ‘pledges’ of support you have made, metre and multilateralism be damned.